SECRET UMBRELLA TECHNIQUE
I've been walking about with an umbrella for the last couple of days, while I observe the environment and people around me, and contemplate how best to use the 'weapon' in my hands.
Today I had a revelation:
it started raining, and I suddenly realised that not only could I poke people with the umbrella-
but I can also open it up to keep me dry! Emoticono smile LOL